January 2011
105 posts
The Cold Sore War
Him: Supposed to be meeting this girl tomorrow and looks like i'm developing a cold sore
Me: Bahahaha hey girl u like muh herpes
Him: Lol
Him: I just went to cvs
Him: Gotta nuke this shit
Me: Defcon 5
Him: Not that bad yet
Him: If you could actually see it then it'd be defcon 5
Him: Especially if it started colonizing
Me: It's just taking a peek into the outside world on a solo mission
Him: The scout
Him: Next comes the invasion
Him: Time for the preemptive strike
clientsfromhell:
Client: “My site is down. What did you do?”
Me: “Well, I haven’t done anything in a while. Can you get to Google.com?
Client: “No. Why did you take Google down too?”
bahahaha
20+ Things You Didn’t Know About Penises – But... →
siddman:
Guys are programmed to finish quickly
So don’t take it personally. “The true purpose of intercourse is procreation,” explains Dr. Fiske, “and men have evolved to have sex just long enough to get the job done.” In fact 85 percent of guys can seal the deal in three minutes or less, however it’s the wise man who hangs in there long enough for his partner to catch up — especially if he...
“If we only wanted to be happy it would be easy; but we want to be happier than...”
– Montesquieu
lemonista:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lmao so blasphemous
LMAO
So i asked megzamillionz.tumblr.com if she was real. She sort of came from no where, followed me, and is getting featured on FYSC a bit. No answer, and now she’s not following my tumblr anymore. Sad times.
Know your boundaries.
Don’t go after someone who’s already in a relationship. Respect that they’re already with someone else, even if that person doesn’t treat them that well, its still not your place to step in and try to steal their boyfriend/girlfriend. If it was you, you wouldn’t want someone stealing them, so don’t do it.
On one hand I respect the notion, on another I don’t. At the end of the day if...
